Scrolling through all your posts while my gf watches tiktoks and, right as I got to this one, I hear from her phone “I’m tired of this grandpa! WELL THAT’S TOO DAMN BAD!” and I laughed hard enough that I felt I should share
lmao that’s good
Way too tired, please show me how to sign out.
windows xp logout sound
It’s been almost 20 years, why can I still retrieve this from my memory 😭
I would like to know more.
That’s cult fast tracking, right there
I’ll take my chances with the cult at this point
I’ve been involved in a number of cults, both as a leader and a follower. You have more fun as a follower, but you make more money as a leader.
That’s the beauty of a pyramid scheme/cult crossover
I definitely wasn’t informed of my other options.
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I’M SORRY DAVE. I’M AFRAID I CAN’T DO THAT.
https://songwhip.com/kinggizzardandthelizardwizard/murder-of-the-universe-2
🔈🔉🔊 Altered beast… ALTER ME!!! 🎶🎶🎶🎶
Nope just tired of a few specific humans.
I wish to transcend
Yeah
Are you tired of NOT being human?
I was. Now I’m otherkin.
I wanna be a cat :(