It’s the same people, they’ve just grown up and switched genders as one does.
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is people talking about a movie they saw on a movie board also an advertisement in your definition of the word?
Its not the same. The people are not talking about monster energy because of the taste or the effect, they are talking about it because of their marketing. It would be like people talking about a movie because of poster they saw.
Can’t relate at all
I tried monster once in like 2019 and it tasted so bad I never bought an energy drink since
If I want caffeine I just get coffee
Just do Coke. Problem solved.
Okay but I’m already an asshole and don’t need asshole steroids. Therefore energy drinks.
Coffee is cheaper, but it tastes awful, too.
Then you’re making coffee wrong!
(Or just don’t like it, which is totally okay too)
Plot twist: monster energy drinks make you gay.
I have a theory that normal monster makes you normal gay, white monster makes you a femboy and berry monster turns you into a lesbian.
Other flavors still under testing.
Ah, I mostly had white monster in my childhood, but being afab it didn’t turn me into a femboy but into a software engineer. Truly tragic.
same thing
When I decide to pick one up, I do end up grabbing the white Monsters. I guess this explains why I like wearing thigh highs so much now…
white monster also has a 50% chance to make you a hungover dad mowing the lawn
I thought white Monster was for millennial boomers
Is this an ad





