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minus-squaremuzzle@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up167arrow-down4·1 month agoI’ll take things that never happened for $500, Alex. (still kinda funny)
minus-squareLyra_Lycan@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up26arrow-down1·1 month agoRule 29/30 - There are no women on the Internet Rule 32 - If there’s no proof with a timestamp, it didn’t happen
minus-squareMeatPilot@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up60arrow-down2·edit-21 month agoThan he threw a punch at me and I expertly dodged it. As he fell on the ground I said “you even fall like a snowflake” I would have kept it going if our manager didn’t interject and tell him he was fired! Than the manager gave me a high-five and a raise on the spot.
minus-squareThePyroPython@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up28arrow-down1·1 month agoThen the whole office clapped.
minus-squareArxCyberwolf@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up13arrow-down1·1 month agoThen the head of the U.N. called, declaring global peace forever.
minus-squareSculptor9157@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 month agoWas that before or after the call indicating the fast-tracked approval for the Nobel Peace Prize in all categories?
minus-squareI Cast Fist@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up18·1 month agoThe manager’s name? Albert Einstein
minus-square4am@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up16·1 month agoI don’t care if it didn’t happen, it needs to
I’ll take things that never happened for $500, Alex.
(still kinda funny)
nothing ever happens
Rule 29/30 - There are no women on the Internet
Rule 32 - If there’s no proof with a timestamp, it didn’t happen
Than he threw a punch at me and I expertly dodged it. As he fell on the ground I said “you even fall like a snowflake”
I would have kept it going if our manager didn’t interject and tell him he was fired! Than the manager gave me a high-five and a raise on the spot.
Then the whole office clapped.
Then the head of the U.N. called, declaring global peace forever.
Was that before or after the call indicating the fast-tracked approval for the Nobel Peace Prize in all categories?
The manager’s name? Albert Einstein
I don’t care if it didn’t happen, it needs to