Fucking ridiculous.

Jail that fucking boss and board of directors, let Thames Water fail, and bring it back into public ownership. Then, just to prove a point, throw them into stocks and dump Thames Water sewage onto them.

It’ll last for centuries if we’re collectively reduced back to feudalism.

Odds on a bunch of dead Murdochs in the next couple years?

May I present to you, how to measure like a Brit

It’s great fun especially when you’re trying to work out how fuel efficient your car has been when your tank and fuel pump is in litres and the fuel efficiency is in miles per gallon.

Oh and you’ll have a jolly time following a recipe from more than 20 years ago trying to remember what the hell “Gas Mark 4” is in centigrade for fan or convection ovens.

Oh and my personal favourite for the industry I’m in: when designing a PCB your component sizes will use imperial codes, your wire diameters will be in AWG, your track widths and PCB dimensions will be in millimetres, but your copper thicknesses will be in ounces despite the final weight for the assembly will be in grams.

Say what? Bacon reader still works?!

When the shitposter posts shit for long enough, they become the shitpost.

Somehow, NORTEL has returned.

Once again, UK investment and implementation of infrastructure is shite not the concept of smart meters.

For an example of a proper smart meter implementation nationwide, look at Estonia.

100% coverage. Works brilliantly.

In fact it works so well there’s companies that use the data generated by the smart meters to predict faults on the grid on the Low Voltage (LV = less than 2000 - 1000V in the electricity transmission world). That is unheard-of elsewhere because you’d normally have to install LV monitors for a few months on a location where faults have occurred to try and find it.

Fucking Tories, fucking Westminster, fucking civil service, fucking national grid, and the fucking utility companies all dragging their heels over this because the entire energy grid is privatised whereas anywhere else sensible, the national electricity backbone is nationalised with local networks semi or fully private.

Source: I work in th power industry.

Oi, how did you take those pictures without me noticing?!

(stress eats)

What an eccentric performance.

South Korean coup?

Nope, it’s me Prigozhin!

3!

(holy yeet)

There’s literally the handle of an electric kettle on the left side.

No this is something far worse: someone in the UK whom has strayed from the light and committed heresy!

May the Tea Gods have mercy upon them, for I shall have none!

So hypothetically, if an Israeli gets depression, is experiencing a lot of negative self-worth, and is having suicidal thoughts, and keeps telling themselves they “don’t want exist anymore, I don’t deserve to live, etc.”…

Does that make them antisemitic?

Just four more years and then his papers get released. I can’t wait for the juicy details!

Thomas realised that the only way for the Island of Sodor to guarantee it’s security was to demonstrate the effectiveness of its nuclear weapons program.

He was about to be a very naughty engine.

Sounds like it could do with a bit of affirmative action to adjust the representation of the armed community.

Nurse, doctor, I’d say come to the UK because there’s a shortage in the NHS but the pay and conditions are better in Australia.

You already have enough “help”; in fact you have on average three per person in the US.

The post-grad assistant helping me with that assignment night before it’s due:

“Oh that’s easy, just apply Kirchoff’s Gambit. Here’s the solution because the lecturer hasn’t changed the assignment questions since they started here 20 years ago.”

Me, wide eyed: “You are an angel amongst demons!”