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Stamets@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 23 days ago

It'd work on me

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It'd work on me

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Stamets@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 23 days ago
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  • Scott 🇨🇦🏴‍☠️@sh.itjust.works
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    23 days ago

    Finally, a yard sale sign large enough to read while driving by.

    • 0ops@piefed.zip
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      And they put the date on it! I hate it when the sign just says “Saturday”, and you roll up and there’s nothing there, and I can only assume it was actually last Saturday

      • Scott 🇨🇦🏴‍☠️@sh.itjust.works
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        I saw one yesterday with, I assume, the date and address in the fine print at a busy intersection.

  • unconsequential@slrpnk.net
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    Well, I wasn’t planning on leaving my house that day but if you insist.

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    No matter what speed I was going … I’d yank the steering wheel in the direction of this sign.

  • Evil Edgelord@sh.itjust.works
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    No way a person that thinks they’re this clever is going to give me a good deal 😂

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      Let’s have a battle of wits

  • Apathy Tree@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Haha this reminds me of a sale sign I saw recently on a visit. It didn’t say garage sale, or yard sale, or rummage sale, nor estate sale.

    No, it said EMIR SALE with an arrow, and zero other information.

    What the fuck does that mean??? I asked my friend who lived there and she also didn’t know. I figured someone was selling something specific, called emir. Whatever that might be; I’m pretty out of the loop.

    Turns out it’s a street name. I guess they are selling the whole street?

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    “Six-fingered men welcome!”

  • CmdrShepard49@sh.itjust.works
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    It would be great to dress in six-fingered man cosplay and visit the garage sale.

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