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minus-squareJeeBaiChow@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up19arrow-down3·2 years agoLick your fingertips, or wet them on a beverage from the cooler, then rub them against the 2 sheets of the opening. You’re welcome.
minus-squarejaschen@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up15arrow-down8·2 years agoDon’t lick your fingers. Unless you just washed your hands. This is how you get sick. Touch your fingers on a damp/wet vegetables instead.
minus-squareColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up4·2 years agoNah. Just pick your nose and use the snot.
minus-squaretfw_no_toiletpaper@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7arrow-down8·2 years agoWho tf is downvoting this, GUYS OMG PLEASE DONT LICK YOUR FUCKING FINGERS
minus-squarelightnsfw@reddthat.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down1·2 years agoDon’t put your grubby fingers on vegetables you’re not purchasing either.
minus-squaretfw_no_toiletpaper@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 years agoWhy would I do that anyway
minus-squareNot_mikey@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkarrow-up2arrow-down1·2 years agoBut what if there’s taki dust on them?
minus-squareXephonian@retrolemmy.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up7arrow-down10·2 years agoThat’s how you build natural immunity. You think you’re not exposed to germs constantly? If the germs are on your hands they are also already on your face. You’d think germ theory hasn’t been discovered since fucking 1762.
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minus-squaresamus12345@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4arrow-down2·2 years ago You think you’re not exposed to germs constantly? Yes, which is why you don’t need to go out of your way to get exposed to more.
minus-squareXephonian@retrolemmy.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up3arrow-down5·2 years agoYou’re worried about a water balloon while standing under a waterfall.
minus-squaresamus12345@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5arrow-down2·2 years agoGood metaphor, since the water balloon is separate from the waterfall and could be filled with anything.
minus-squareelfin8er@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 years agoI mean, by definition a water balloon is filled with water.
minus-squaresamus12345@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3arrow-down2·2 years agoAnd water can be contaminated with just about anything.
minus-squareXephonian@retrolemmy.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up1arrow-down1·2 years agoThe ‘water’ is the ‘contamination’.
minus-squareBlanketsWithSmallpox@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3arrow-down5·2 years agoYou gross ass JeeBaiChow mother fucker this is why people get sick from going to stores. Get your fucking fingers out of your god damn mouth. Yuck. What the hell did you do during Covid lockdowns?
minus-squareJeeBaiChow@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2arrow-down2·2 years agoI didn’t hear your mother complain, blankets. Maybe i’m how she made you. You’re welcome.
minus-squareBlanketsWithSmallpox@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2arrow-down1·2 years agoDad, you fucking suck.
minus-squareJeeBaiChow@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2arrow-down1·2 years agoSo does your mom, son. So does your mom.
minus-squareBlanketsWithSmallpox@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2arrow-down1·2 years agoWe’ve established that already. This is why she left you for uncle.
minus-squareJeeBaiChow@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1arrow-down1·2 years agoGood. You can thank him for that potty mouth of yours, then.
minus-squareBlanketsWithSmallpox@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2arrow-down1·2 years agoNo, I get my terrible habits from you apparently ya germ spreading Covid weasel.
minus-squareJeeBaiChow@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1arrow-down1·2 years agoSo lick your fingers, open your bags and quit complaining like a little bitch, dumbass. What people do is their problem. Your awareness of covid is quite clear about that.
Lick your fingertips, or wet them on a beverage from the cooler, then rub them against the 2 sheets of the opening. You’re welcome.
Don’t lick your fingers. Unless you just washed your hands. This is how you get sick.
Touch your fingers on a damp/wet vegetables instead.
Nah. Just pick your nose and use the snot.
I’d opt for ass sweat
Who tf is downvoting this, GUYS OMG PLEASE DONT LICK YOUR FUCKING FINGERS
Don’t put your grubby fingers on vegetables you’re not purchasing either.
Why would I do that anyway
But what if there’s taki dust on them?
That’s how you build natural immunity.
You think you’re not exposed to germs constantly? If the germs are on your hands they are also already on your face.
You’d think germ theory hasn’t been discovered since fucking 1762.
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Yes, which is why you don’t need to go out of your way to get exposed to more.
You’re worried about a water balloon while standing under a waterfall.
Good metaphor, since the water balloon is separate from the waterfall and could be filled with anything.
I mean, by definition a water balloon is filled with water.
And water can be contaminated with just about anything.
The ‘water’ is the ‘contamination’.
You gross ass JeeBaiChow mother fucker this is why people get sick from going to stores.
Get your fucking fingers out of your god damn mouth. Yuck. What the hell did you do during Covid lockdowns?
I didn’t hear your mother complain, blankets. Maybe i’m how she made you. You’re welcome.
Dad, you fucking suck.
So does your mom, son. So does your mom.
We’ve established that already. This is why she left you for uncle.
Good. You can thank him for that potty mouth of yours, then.
No, I get my terrible habits from you apparently ya germ spreading Covid weasel.
So lick your fingers, open your bags and quit complaining like a little bitch, dumbass. What people do is their problem. Your awareness of covid is quite clear about that.