lol,
I hope I get deported somewhere niceWhen I was a kid in the early 2000s, I was playing some Flash game making fun of Bush on NewGrounds or similar on the family computer when an older relative, concerned, told me I shouldn’t touch things like that or the Americans would put me on a list
Looks like their warning is finally coming true
And, to this day, the list includes the name “Double Pepperoni”
Chuds are obsessed with memes but only when it makes the people they hate look bad otherwise it’s illegal.
I don’t know if you already saw my top level comment - https://hexbear.net/comment/6273034
If somebody is asked at the US border what they think of Trump - I wonder what a safe answer is. Before today - I would have thought “I don’t know” was a perfectly safe answer. But a Canadian said that and they were put into database and they can’t return to the US for 5 years.
Respect my president or I will deport you.
“What do you think of President Trump?”
“I think he’s strong and powerful and I respect him very, very much.” They’ve practiced this over and over. And they watched the top-rated “How to lie” vids. They are sure they nailed it.
“Show me at least 10 pro-Trump memes on your phone. Now. Right now.”
“Well… I… Um… I have them at home on my PC so—”
“Turn around and put your hands behind your back.”
The guy he works is speaking into his walkie-talkie “We got a Deport Hostile for immediate processing to South Sudan.”
I believe this. I am aware personally of someone traveling from Canada stopped at the border and asked what they thought about our “president”. They answered I don’t know and were put into a database and are not allowed to return for 5 years.
“You wouldn’t know them, they’re Canadian”
i mean, if your vacation involves travel to the US, it’s already ruined tbqh
like what’s the success condition here? you enter the united states, go to an all you can eat breakfast buffet, and then fall asleep in front of the TV in your hotel room?
“Hun, we’re not really gonna stay in at the hotel the hotel time - are we? Let’s go see the falls.”
“We can’t. Not safe.”
“The falls are perfectly safe! We’re not going over them in a barrel!”
“Yeah, Niagara Falls is safe. But ICE could be here.”
“Oh. Let’s go into town.”
“Risky.”
“Then why’d we leave Canada at all?”
“How 'bout this?.. We could order room service. The Falls Burger looks really great…”
Years of accusing China of doing this with Winnie-the-Pooh. As always, every accusation is a confession.
The trick is not to go to the fascist shithole currently known as the USA
