• i mean, if your vacation involves travel to the US, it’s already ruined tbqh

    like what’s the success condition here? you enter the united states, go to an all you can eat breakfast buffet, and then fall asleep in front of the TV in your hotel room?

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      “Hun, we’re not really gonna stay in at the hotel the hotel time - are we? Let’s go see the falls.”

      “We can’t. Not safe.”

      “The falls are perfectly safe! We’re not going over them in a barrel!”

      “Yeah, Niagara Falls is safe. But ICE could be here.”

      “Oh. Let’s go into town.”

      “Risky.”

      “Then why’d we leave Canada at all?”

      “How 'bout this?.. We could order room service. The Falls Burger looks really great…”