Kryten: [Talking about his new human penis] Well, tell me, sir. Is that what it’s supposed to look like?
Lister: Well, yeah.
Kryten: It’s hideous! That’s it? That’s the best design they can come up with? Are you seriously telling me there were choices and someone said, "Ah, there. That’s it. That’s the one we’re looking for - the last chicken in the shop look’. Shakespeare had one? Einstein? Perry Como sang “Memories Are Made of This” with one of those stashed in his slacks?
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Hmm, didn’t know I have a chicken
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You reminded me of my fave red dwarf episode