Why not? You prefer bottles? Sacks? Shovels? Cat asses? Hats?

So… Lying in the box waiting for the death?

… ubuntu. New day – new phraseologism.

You can afford a comfortable bed?

I can help you with that. Just carry a long (2-3 meters would be sufficient) metal rod with you. If you can’t afford a metal rod/pipe that long then try wooden stick but still coil it with some wire. You should touch the wire, a few loops on the top of the stick isn’t enough. You’re welcome (no idea why you want what you want, but who am I to judge?)

I saw a neighbourhood where they LOCK the garbage bins. No, we don’t have animals that can make a mess. Never had a chance to ask for a reasoning.

Worm: But why?
Copyright lawyer: Because fuck you, that’s why!

To prevent the battery from rusting it is wise to cover it with some lubricant. Obviously you wouldn’t paint it with glycerine, so you can just wash it with benzin which leaves a small film after the light fractions are vaporized.

Chicken-based food, most probably.

I have neighbours to remedy that: no reason to go to bed until midnight.

Marketers aren’t intelligent either, so I see no reason to listen to them.

The Atari chess program can play chess better than the Boeing 747 too. And better than the North Pole. Amazing!

Who said “instead”? Putin wants all. And NATO has serious problems with articulating “No”.

I demand more variants:

1. The power of yes
2. The power of no
3. The weakness of yes
4. The weakness of no
5. Is yes better than no?
6. Is no better than yes?
7. Yes or no?
8. No or yes?
9. Yes to yes!
10. Yes to no!
11. No to yes!
12. No to no!
13. Nooooooo!
14. Yessssss!
15. Nyes!
16. Yeno!
17. Olololono
18. Yeah-yeah-brrrrrr!
    19…

I understand that. That’s obvious. I’m saying that there aren’t any options that doesn’t involve “stupid shit”. Either this shit or that shit.

No, it couldn’t.

I see no possible variant when the parade is dismissed for some reason and the saved money is sent to veterans or insulin manufacturers.

Yes, but you can have 14.768 types of smartphones and colourful stickers. Isn’t it better?

Poor and sober. Can it be considered as ok?

Only money and alcohol keep their promises for most of the time. And even they are not 100% reliable. Not even 75%…

Stop cat files!