Men tend to have longer eyelashes than women. So fucking bizarre. What, are they going to blind themselves when someone says they have pretty eyes? Maybe blue eyes aren’t too effeminate, but green? Better get colored contacts in that case.
Better get colored contacts in that case.
Gay?
Don’t give them any ideas
Or do. plain old single color eyes is gay, you need anime waifu heart eyes or Coraline button eyes to be MANLY and STRAIGHT™©®
I think dull gray contacts are going to be in. Can’t have any color on your body. They’re going to start wearing whole body makeup to cover up the pinks and reds.
Makeup is gay, but so are pinks and reds. Is there a direction I can go where I become so gay I end up straight?
Colloidal silver will get rid of all that pesky rosiness
