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cm0002@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 5 months ago

Weird green blinking light

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Weird green blinking light

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cm0002@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 5 months ago
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  • Nougat@fedia.io
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    That means your car’s politics have shifted too far to the left. Schedule an appointment with the dealer to have it recentered.

    • macniel@feddit.org
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      Damn that cursed left shift!!

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    Why are BMW owners all the exact fucking same worldwide?

    • Tobberone@lemm.ee
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      It’s because BMW doesn’t top up the indicator fluid as standard during service.

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        If you pay extra for the service, they will disable the lights for you.

    • St3alth@lemmy.ml
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      It’s the BMW way

      • bushvin@lemmy.world
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        This is the way!

  • limelight79@lemm.ee
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    lol I came upon a BMW that clearly had just missed his turn (he slowed down, realized it was too late to make the turn, then sped up again), then turned on his turn signal to pull into someone’s driveway to turn around.

    I said to my wife, “This BMW driver is so lost, they’re using their turn signal!”

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    “nevermind, it’s fine, it turned off by itself when I made a right-hand turn”

  • Possibly linux@lemmy.zip
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    Drain your blinker fluid

  • LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world
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    That’s NASCAR mode. You hit the gas and just keep going left.

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    But if you don’t signal, how will the commoners know to make way?

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      “Don’t rightly care if they do.”

    • thericofactor@sh.itjust.works
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      The blinkers should just engage the headlights blinking in a BMW.

      • Victor@lemmy.world
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        I thought that’s how BMWs already worked.

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    Don’t worry, it’ll be fine in 0.5s.

    Oh no, it’s back!

    Never mind, it’s fine.

    Wait no!

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    Hmmm. I think it means somethings wrong with your speedometer. I mean it’s pointing directly at it.

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      I think it means your speedometer is displaying double your actual speed. So you can go at a speed that the speedometer says is twice the speed limit, and you’ll actually be going at the speed limit.

      Hope that helps 👍

      • Chaos0f7ife@lemmy.world
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        I followed your advice, now I’m sitting in jail. What did I do wrong?

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      It’s pointing at 100 which is the minimum speed the car expects to be doing.

      Really it’s just a gentle reminder if you’re not driving it right

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    In my experience an unexpected light on your dashboard is about $1000 minimum at the dealership. I fear for the owner.

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    Take it to a service center immediately. Thats not normal. Your car is at risk of becoming a different car

  • Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    In the full image, there’s visible cobwebs on the blinker switch.

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    Do you also hear a ticking sound? If so, the car just entered a SUICIDE BOMBING MODE. It’s on a timer to let you escape; follow the arrow for the nearest exit.

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    Shit man, you gotta get that checked out. This is the “honk at me” feature. It means your car has detected that you’re an idiot and everyone will start honking at you and passing you on the right.

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    That arrow means you meed to accelerate to 100km/h

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      How, if you are already going over that speed constantly?

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