- And shoehorned-in straight romance to boot, bonus points for random sex scene. 
- Look I’m fine with people being straight and all, I just don’t want them shoving it in my face - I heard a guy say “shoving it down my throat” while talking about queer representation in movies and TV this week. I’ve heard several people phrase it exactly like that and I always have the urge to respond with “Sounds pretty gay.” - (angry) “Stop shoving it down my throat!” 
 (silent) “Shove it up my ass instead”- ideally both pls 
 
 
 
- Sometimes more than one 🤮 
- Unironically though. Apparently it’s not a real movie unless there is a romantic subplot somewhere shoved into it. 
- So sick of the blatant pandering 
- This was even in the latest Liam Neeson vehicle. They just haaad to work in that he had a wife, like his character couldn’t stand on its own 
- Diamanda Hagan: “‘Oh, we interacted twice, so now we’re together in act three.’ Straight people!” 
- I think they should remake I am number 4 but make the character gay. I honestly thought that’s where it was going when he was at the fair and saw the nerdy boy and the popular girl and had a choice to make. 




