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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Lemmy Be Wholesome@lemmy.world · 5 months ago

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Lemmy Be Wholesome@lemmy.world · 5 months ago
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    I had a family member that was a traveling cow inseminator and he loved cows. I was at a steak house with him and asked why he is eating a giant steak for dinner if he loved cows so much. He kind of just shrugged and said “without the steak, I wouldn’t get to hang around cows all day”

    Spending part of my summer with him was illuminating. I bet beef would be way less popular if people got a chance to pet a cow regularly. Very smart animals, at least emotionally smart.

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      family member that was a traveling cow inseminator

      I know what you meant, but the images this brings to mind…

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        Don’t shake that man’s hand.

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        and he loved cows

        Uhh sir that’s not how you’re supposed to inseminate them!

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        He went on to say that the man loved cows. What’s not to get?

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          Well you’re not getting any baby cows that way, that’s for sure

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            This man had a dream, and tried to make it true. Can you blame him?

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        That sentence was a mental triple-take

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        It’s a hell of a way to start a story!

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      I love both cows and dogs, and I grew up around both. And I’ve eaten both.

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        No kidding? How was dog?

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          No kidding. I travel a lot, and I make a point out of trying “weird” stuff. In Calabar (Nigeria) I tried dog, I would describe the taste kind of like sheep, but not quite.

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            Makes sense, really. Thanks for the response

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