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ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 1 day ago

「走れ、走れ、生成AI!」

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「走れ、走れ、生成AI!」

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ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 1 day ago
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Remember, if the AI is doing things the wrong way, it’s because you forgot the “make no mistakes” prompt, and not using the latest model!

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    Might have believed this in 2024 but in 2026 this is cope, sorry

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      The Micro$lop outage says otherwise…

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      They code alright. They just can’t architect for shit yet.

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        Junior programmers on steroids

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    Feels relevant to the Microsoft outage

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      20 hours ago

      At least they fixed “Update and Shut Down” recently…

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    Just burn more tokens bro, trust me, it will fix your code, just give us more money and let us waste more water and energy bro, it will make all the difference, please, bro

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    Well, if we’re being honest, they can code for shit.

    But nothing further than shit.

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    Make NO mistakes. Do NOT hallucinate. Be efficient.

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    You think I’m going to spend my valuable time hand-writing middleware APIs for this monolithic corporation? Claude can do it fine, nobody will ever read it

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    That’s just not true. They’re pretty good for small, specialised tasks.

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      Yep, and you have to provide a specialized prompt with specific language. If you don’t, it’ll produce sloppy code, something that doesn’t work, or worse a complex solution that cannot be adjusted.

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        Nothing is more permanent than a temporary fix

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      “They’re pretty good for small, specialised tasks.”, aaaaand, 3 months later, full vibecoding, all while still being shit.

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      Ok, Altman

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