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  • I saw a video talking about the $50k bonus promised to new ICE sign-ups and how it wasn't actually a bonus because it's structured like a payday loan.

    They receive the first $10k after 90 days if they remain in "good standing" (the actual requirements to meet this are unclear and could be something as simple as no write-ups, to something insane like "must make 8 arrests per day"). Every year for the next 4 years, they receive another $10k as long as they continue to qualify.

    However, if at any time during these 5 years they lose "good standing" or do something else to disqualify themselves for the bonus, they have to pay it back. Again, it's not clear how much they'll have to pay back, but clawbacks are in the agreement they sign.

    Who wants to bet that these ICE jockeys didn't read the fine print before signing up?

  • Windows 12 will be the first vibe-coded OS

  • Median isn't average.

  • They use median in the article like it means average. So are they talking about the median age (the number in the middle of the dataset) or average?

  • Movies @lemmy.world

    What's going on with RottenTomatoes?

  • You Europes measure car performance by comparing it to horses just like the rest of us. Don't get all high and mighty now.

  • Innovate only when it's necessary. In the meantime, perfect what exists.

  • Kid Rock and a ninja turtle

  • Bovine probably cried when Rittenhouse was arrested, saying he did nothing wrong.

  • Pro tip: These puzzles are always best solved by working backwards.

  • If they're selling bitlocker as "full-disk encryption", doesn't that open them up to a class action since encryption with a backdoor isn't encryption?

  • He looks like a toilet brush

  • They just charge exorbitant prices for basic BS. Single bandage at the hospital? $20 please JUST for the bandage, nothing yet for the nurse, no no that's separate.

    Technically, that's the hospital extorting the insurance company, but it's connected for sure.

  • Didn't Trump say the day of the incident that Ross was "happily home with his family"?

    If he had internal bleeding, wouldn't he be, I don't know, at the hospital?

  • Do they know what "strive" means?

  • ICE in general has never followed due process. They have abducted, separated, and transported people without so much as a trial.

  • These specs were probably AI generated.

  • The patch is on backwards, but maybe that's part of the commentary the onion is going for

  • One of the women in blackpink started carrying a labubu around. That's pretty much it.

  • Selfhosted @lemmy.world

    New(ish) to self-hosting. Question about reverse proxy setup

  • Selfhosted @lemmy.world

    *arr stack newb, question about future expansion

  • News @lemmy.world

    Trump says he doesn’t know if he supports constitutional due process

    www.bostonglobe.com /2025/05/04/nation/trump-constitutional-due-process/
  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    The one good thing about all this

  • News @lemmy.world

    Trump says he’ll buy a Tesla to support Elon Musk, whose companies are struggling

    www.cnn.com /2025/03/11/media/elon-musk-companies-x-tesla-spacex/index.html
  • Programming @programming.dev

    How do we login to Pixelfed with our programming.dev account?

  • Programming @programming.dev

    I made a programming.dev Firefox extension, but could use some help/feedback

  • 196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone

    Spacerule

  • Memes @lemmy.ml

    help computer