David Plummer

Fake it till you make it

How much oil did you use to make the recipe?

Won’t anybody think of the shareholders? These tests aren’t free, you know…

User history proves that this user is genuinely a weird wizard, emphasis on weird.

I don’t think these are technically nazis. Nazis have a political purpose for which they do the things they do. These folks don’t have a purpose or an agenda besides murderlust en powerhunger. Nazis are evil as a byproduct, a side hustle. These folks are evil as their core business.

You could have them castrated, that seems to do wonders.

Maybe in the next FallOut game

It’s not a “cloaca dispenser”, it doesn’t dispense cloacas. It is a “soda cloaca”, it has all sodas coming out the same hole.

I did, but I just turned it off two seconds ago. I had been fed up for a while with all the “ducking” and other stupid autocorrects that I did not intend. I can type well enough and if not, that’s on me. But autocorrect makes worse errors than I do. I usually proof read my texts anyways, so that should catch 99% of all preventable errors.

That’s how I ended up with 2 cats, 2 dogs, 2 kids and 2 live-in in-laws.

Jetbrains Java would be the best outcome. They’re already heavily invested in Java and in the community.

I wanted to plant a tree today. Dug a hole. Hit my Internet cable and cut it clean in half. Just my Internet cable though, not the whole neighbourhood. But still… no Internet until at least Tuesday.
I don’t how calling could have saved me from this predicament though. But at least now you know the universe doesn’t hate you, it hates everyone equally.

Sure, you can’t run 5k without good posture. Can’t hold good posture without some core strength

Running also strengthens the back

Why would you keep eggs in a fridge? I just leave them in a basket on the counter top.

Yes, at least the coffee-milk-replacements. Because if you do that with hot “milk” and pour some coffee with it, you get a cappuccino. And I think almost any milk replacement can be a coffee-milk-replacement

What’s with the pirate theme? That’s just Puss in Boots

Goh, wat raar. In de browser is het wel embedded, maar in de app niet

Oh wacht, nu is het in de app ook embedded. Gister was dat nog niet.

Gaan we dan wel gezellig met alle stoelen, in een cirkel, in de woonkamer zitten?