this is why I own the original vive, steam index, steam deck, steam machine, steam controller and steam frame. I’m like the possessive girlfriend meme smiling insanely at Gaben asking why he doesn’t reply to my emails
Look, I wasn’t the hugest Newell fan before but I thought he was cool for stuff he did in the 2000s, until it became public that recently he hung out with pedophile fascists like Musk and tried to start a brain implant company with him and Sam Altman.
This… this isn’t a parody/onion article?
Jesus fucking christ goddamnit Gabe!
… everyone knows the best voice tutor for this.
Delay Lama.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=T9vXGlaNKg0
Baseeed
Average Billionaires :
Anyway, here’s how I’m going to destroy everything for just a little more money and power
Normal people’s responses :
If I was a billionaire, I’d just be chill and do things that interested me
MySpace Tom, Gabe :
Anyway, I just indulge in my hobbies.
Espteinites: (self-explanatory)
Gabe: “OooWoaowoaoWoahaooo…”
Good ol’ Gabe
Gabe had 1 000 000 000 dollars worth of boats.
And how many of them did he use to commit sex crimes?
But the thing is she’s not gonna say “no”, she would never say “no” because of the implication.
Are we the tasty treats?
… he’s going to nerf her favourite DOTA 2 character?
MySpace Tom: “I’m gonna grab a DSLR and do a photowalk around Melbourne. You can tag along if you want.”
(This actually happened)
Stop praising the bourgie.
He thought that throat was gonna do what it do But that throat don’t do what he wanted it to do.
Nancy Reagan he ain’t!
I had a friend who started doing this all the time and I can confirm that it is very annoying.
Another friend decided to try to figure out how to sing on the inhale, while I was stuck in the house with him all day. It literally sounded like a pig squealing.
There’s a reason those kinds of screams are called pig squeals in the metal scene
rare case of a billionaire still having some self awareness
I’d buy a vial of Gabe’s bathwater
I want to hear how bad his throat singing is.
During the summer steam sale maybe.
It is really challenging to throat sing. I can do it on purpose like 80% of the time. Still trying to figure out polyphonic singing using it.
OP: of course I would, I have 30 copies lol those babies gonna me rich
