Yeah, apparently HR has some issues with “I would slice a Nazis head off for free, don’t even ask me what I’d pay to do it.”

The venn diagram of people who served and who would be exactly the type to write Helldivers 2 memes on their bullets is pretty close to a circle.

DRG? Wanna bet he’s a scout main? That rifle with extra weak shot damage buff, ya know?

Seem very competent, work hard, understand all the processes and help review or improve products…

That way no one comes back to my office to check on me and notice I’m playing BG3 at the desk instead of working.

Yeah, my thought exactly, I doubt Wawa has a fancy term for it but it’s better than all your staff coming in or calling on Thursday to see if next week’s schedule is posted.

As an empath, I’m really in tune with other people’s emotions, and I cry all the time, so I know that you’re super broken up about not knowing about the empath card - even if you can’t stand to admit it to anyone but me, who’s more in tune with your emotions than you are… Because I’m an empath.

No shit Susan, getting sad at the commercials for starving children doesn’t make you an empath.

It’s ‘humane’ to shoot the deer in the heart! You’re not supposed to give the deer a rectal exam with them!

Is 200 yards skilled?

This is America, so I’m assuming y’all have better marksmen than me and that’s not even a moving target. That’s sub 200m shot, if you’ve got a stable firing position that’s really not that bad.

Ah, yes, because the take away is that we need 1000+ dev studios churning out yearly slop franchises after 18+ months of crunch to justify their price tag, yeah?

The whole county is red. It’s statistically likely they wanted leopards but I’ll agree it’d be nice to confirm.

I did used to drink stream water without a life straw or other filter…

My filter was the rain clouds.

I was also in the back country on the side of a mountain, so likely just a little animal dung and brain eating amoeba.

That was a police force, not the Fed. The Police are allowed to judiciously kill within the US. The Fed is allowed to judiciously kill outside the US.

Sheesh man, learn geography. And sarcasm.

The NCR ranger puts an “Artic Life” sticker on his armor before pointing at it and saying “Patrolling the Mojave, eh? EH?!”

Salt, as in ‘salt water,’ life.

But lizards do have salt flats and the shirts spread faster than the knowledge of what the fuck a salt life is so…

It’s just a sticker for your F250.

You got it all wrong. Extra judicial killings outside the US are Gucci. Inside the US you’re only allowed judicial killings and obvious ‘suicides’.

I mean, it’s an Office reference first and foremost.

Trump doesn’t want Putin to know about the windows ability to open.

I had someone say “Well, yours doesn’t do ads” and, in the year of 5 manufacturers pumping out 10 different SKUs a year, we had the same model phone.

I said “Yours doesn’t have to, if you set it up that way.”

The answer? “Well, c’mon, play the video.”

Like, yeah, let’s just brush past the… What? Five or six tap solution? And before anyone asks, not a romantic opening. Generally people don’t make passes at bridge trolls who evangelize for open source software.

Last time I found something on the adult menu for that low of a price it was the side salad.

Just use Firefox Mobile to watch YouTube.

Ad blocking through uBO and can enable playing with locked screen.