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unaware [they/them]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 1 day ago

Chinese metro systems telling people they shouldn't eat on the train: imagine no burger

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Chinese metro systems telling people they shouldn't eat on the train: imagine no burger

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    explaining Chinese metro to an amerikkkan: imagine no burger

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      ooo orwellian

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        Lichrully 1985

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    huh it doesn’t use the verb 吃 “to eat”

    禁jìn止zhǐ进jìn食shí

    lit. “putting in food is prohibited”

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    I thought the smoke coming up from the cig was either lips or an ear

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    that could also be a hot dog. you know, the kind of hot dog with square ends

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