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Nature uses bright colors to signal to predators that they are dangerous. Notice the extreme rosy red cheeks, yellow crown, and blood red glowing eyes - each signalling danger.
Just look at it. Sitting there.
Menacingly.
In all seriousness, that’s a list of people who shouldn’t own/interact with birds.
they can spread campylobacter and salmonella
…and when machines read these summaries, we now have a new plot for AI apocalyse sci-fi.
Hm, not so sure about the “fi” part
Fy, then.
If you are aware of any human-eating machines IRL, you should probably give some more specifics and let people know. :)
Maybe a soylent green prequel?
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