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Varesti@lemmy.zip to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago

Hello my urine angels. 😇

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Hello my urine angels. 😇

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Varesti@lemmy.zip to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago
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    If you meet a urine angel, then you know urine heaven.

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    I’ve found the wrong Herbal Essences orgasm commercial

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    She’s taking the piss with this one.

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      That looks like Evan Rachel Wood

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    Pisspost

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    8lBUJd2TAlADEOG.jpg

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    No pissposting in our shitposting community! 😡⛔️

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      We need pissposting community now

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        Shitposts being entirely funny/troll garbage and pissposting being like an almost good post that has a fakeout ending?

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    Most of urine’s benefits can actually be attributed to reducing stress by not thinking.

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    Mix powdered urine with your shampoo like the rest of us, about equal parts of both.

    You can thank me later.

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      I put powdered urine in my urine to get more urine per urine.

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        My man aspiring to be a biblically accurate urine angel

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      How else do you acquire your potassium?

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    I slather shit in my armpits, usually masks the urine smell.

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      Ancient problems require ancient solutions.

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    Bear Grylls would like to know your location

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    This sounds like the worst reboot of Charlie’s Angels ever

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      “Alright Angels, urine for some stinkin’ fun today!” -Charlie, probably

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    This some kinda kink I don’t know about?

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      Something about showers that are golden maybe?

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    That poor pillow

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