Don’t ship them to a boarding school. As much fun as the fantasy sounds, the administration will probably bully the hell out of them and make them miserable for being gay.
Have them infiltrate a local Catholic high school, that way the administration has to bother you to try and get you to bully your kid, and you can just blow them off.

…with a side dish of being told you are a transgression against god and imprinting a bad conscience - don’t do that
Nah, she can graduate into Satanism from there and get mature-FREAKY! 😈
Ok, some wicca cults might do the trick, but i am not sure how many of those are active in catholic boarding schools
A safe wager would be “zero” but I was trying to make some kind of ill-conceived point in poor taste
Chasing a silver lining of this hypothetical, I guess



