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Jerry on PieFed@feddit.online to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 months ago

My Nose At Night When I'm Trying To Sleep

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My Nose At Night When I'm Trying To Sleep

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Jerry on PieFed@feddit.online to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 months ago
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    I heard sending all the blood to your penis gives you limited, temporary relief.

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      It’s important that you do so in the direct and internal way, though. Draining half a pint of your blood and injecting it into your penis won’t help you fall asleep.

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        That’s enough internet for me.

        Good night everyone.

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        Thanks for the heads up.

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          It’s what I’m here for!

          …my job is really weird

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          Yep, that means it’s working

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