Are we meant to assume that the merpeople are using chopsticks?

I believe these lines are straight with a black hole at the centre.

Patty-cake does not reach maximum coolness at about age 9.

On Hoth, you philistine.

Yes, thank you for your humility, Shark Fucker 420.

Babies are jizz.

There was a time when rubber ducks were made from ducks?

Ahh. I understand. Nice work.

Are there not some words which contain the letters I, M or Q?

Buttflaps.

Ooo, that’s inspiring. Maybe my answer should be Sasha…

Tank beats everything, but unfortunately it’s third-person, so I don’t think it counts.

Still I don’t know, I kinda wanna say I like the DMR better…

Good, I was really worried you weren’t going to be able to afford the lollipop-dropping scene.

This was wise. They had to create the woolly mice so that when they create the woolly mammoths, they can woolly control them.

Damn. Something finally dethroned my weiner.

Should else be big_yikes? That seems situational to me.

Trypticon maybe?

That can’t be true. Surely Metroplex or Omega Supreme appeared in one of the Transformers games…

This business is so out of touch. Everybody knows “so-so” means the same thing as “okay”.

Snapchat belongs in the free tier.