I’ll tell ya one thing, I absolutely hate that rendering of the word spoon. That, I will certainly not be experimenting with.

Then there’s me who, on the rare occasion I actually acknowledge the music in subtitles, I just write 𝅘𝅥𝅮 𝅘𝅥𝅮 𝅘𝅥𝅮

An interesting idea. I’ve been writing subtitles for a TV show recently and I’m going to check to see if I follow your rule.

But more often than not, I just stick with the default number of letters for easy reading.

Bro! Jpeg of a coin! They couldn’t possibly be more clear!

he fuck la cucaracha

That is a gorgeous horse. Minus the sputum.

She seems nice.

I’m not saying it doesn’t work. I’m saying it’s not good.

Almost perfect. 0/10

Hmm. A bit redundant.

[ j ] [ uly ] [ y ]

Shoulda just been [ ul ].

Mucho self-aware. 👌

Are we meant to assume that the merpeople are using chopsticks?

I believe these lines are straight with a black hole at the centre.

Patty-cake does not reach maximum coolness at about age 9.

On Hoth, you philistine.

Yes, thank you for your humility, Shark Fucker 420.

Babies are jizz.

There was a time when rubber ducks were made from ducks?

Ahh. I understand. Nice work.

Are there not some words which contain the letters I, M or Q?

Buttflaps.