Being thanked for my service for shitting, the dream
Yeah I give a shit
Yo I heard you like taking shits so in order for you to give a shit we’ll put your shit into other shit
Poop my ride
You get to say “I have shat out of someone else’s asshole”.
me at the interview taking a dump on the interviewer’s desk but this time I’m congratulated and given the job immediately
A fecal transplant pretty much saved my girlfriend’s life. It was the only thing that managed to get rid of her c. diff
I want one for just general health improvement but I doubt theyd give me one for that on the NHS.
fecal transplant
TIL about this, medicine sure is wild.
Another fun fact. There is also a medical concept involving transferring healthy earwax to help restore the environment of an unhealthy ear canal. This is very much a “trained professionals only” situation, not a “grab a Q-tip and become your own microbiologist” situation.
I think, this came up before, but just for those who don’t know: bcause of the gut-brain-axis, this might actually prevent people from getting stuff like Alzheimer’s. It’s also been proven to lessen autism related symptoms by 45%.









