How in the evolutionary hell do they still exist?
I say the same about June bugs and love bugs. How are they not just eaten?! Must work for them somehow.
They get to do this once, because it’s adorable. The second time, I’m honking my horn.
Why do their bodies do this? Can some zoologist or something explain?
Finally my time to shine. Looking wayyy back at the history of their evolution, they come from a dinosaur (the ironically named Steadfastasaurus) which has the first ever example of a “pull switch” joint, which allowed them to fake an attack on prey. You might wonder why you would need to fake out an attack, but the answer is as simple as why boxers fake hits today; that is, their prey was a competing predator. They were known to feast on Pregdonalons which had a slow reaction speed evidenced by their diminished prefrontal cortex and amygdala, so the Steadfastasaurus would lurch forward, provoking the Pregdonalon, before immediately counter striking and having a succulent Chinese meal.
It should be noted that I made all this up and have no idea what I’m talking about
It’s ok. The actual scientists were making things up too.
Alllll…right.
From what I very vaguely remember, the idea is that they’re (somewhat accidentally, just by instinct) causing a reverberation in the ground that seems, to worms, like rain. Making the worms (somewhat accidentally, just by instinct) go “aww shit, this lovely dirt hangout spot is boutta turn into a bathtub, I gotta get outta here!”
It’s pretty cute watching em on actual dirt. Especially with a young’n, the little ones figure it out pretty quick. Somewhat accidentally, just (largely) by instinct!
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I feel like I’ve seen this exact motion in a Mario game or something.
There’s a guy in a town I used to live in who smashed in so much LSD of broke him… I was today years old when I realised the subsequent walk he does is that of a woodcock.
Are they trying not to attract sandworms?
How many chicks would a woodcock cuck if a woodcock could cuck chicks?
