Scientists have developed a first-of-its-kind smart underwear to track how often people actually fart, an advance that could lead to new insights into human metabolism.
Until now, tracking human farts in studies has mainly relied on participants’ self-reporting their flatulence, which has been unreliable as people tend to forget, miscount, or don’t consider tiny gas releases.
This pales in comparison to my invention, a butt plug with a party horn in it.
What are those whizzer things called? Make one with one of those.
That is the one I was thinking of!
Hackers have developed a first-of-its-kind smart underwear data breach to expose how often people actually fart, an advance that could lead to new insights into identity theft.
Yeah, sure, sell my fart data to the highest bidder, what else is left.
They will track your location and movement based on the gas spectral signature of your farts
Until now, tracking human farts in studies has mainly relied on participants’ self-reporting their flatulence, which has been unreliable as people tend to forget, miscount, or don’t consider tiny gas releases.
Yeah, how dare people not consider tiny gas releases? We must think harder about these matters.
Fart smarter not harder
No, we must simply “consider” tiny gas releases. We are asked to be philosophers.
Consider
PhlebusFlatulenceGood use for AI minds
Philosopharters
farting harder IS smarter.
can i get underwear that counts how many different times i’ve seen articles about someone inventing the first fart-counting underwear? why does this keep happening
It is the new frontier
yeah that’s what they said the last three times too!
it would be easier to count the times i am not actively farting tbqh
The CIA will use this to make it look like activists fart more far from their most crazy influence plan.
The answer is 1, but it doesn’t stop. I am the fart princess!!!
