This site promised me hug shaped bears! You people are supposed to be a buncha cuddly Soviet Bear stereotypes! Where’s my hug!? Rawr! Grrr!
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Do you feel a sudden warm, calming presence as you read this? A comforting embrace? Perhaps the tension is exiting your shoulders. You go a little bit limp. Lean into it. Do a hexbear trust fall. We’ve got you.
I don’t trust you liberals as far as I could throw you! But I do really want to be caught and hugged…
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Oh so you want the hug welfare state to give you a handout huh? Typical commie
Oh so you want the hug welfare state to give you a handout huh?
No, not at all, I’m offering a trade - you give me a hug, you will also recieve a hug. I don’t just “want free stuff”!
Typical commie
Why yes, yes I am! Now where’s that Soviet Bear hug and that “socialist kiss”, comrade? Put your cuddles where your red flags are.
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Ok but I have fleas (communist fleas)
That’s alright. I’ve hugged lots of fluffy critters that probably had fleas. Come here.
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