JimHollow@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 30日前Lovelemmy.worldimagemessage-square29linkfedilinkarrow-up1468arrow-down16
arrow-up1462arrow-down1imageLovelemmy.worldJimHollow@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 30日前message-square29linkfedilink
minus-squareMrSelfDestruct@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·30日前That sand is gonna be painful.
minus-squareanon_8675309@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·29日前People romanticize sex on the beach … until they actually try it. You can make it work but fuck me why bother?
minus-squaresurewhynotlem@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up11·29日前If you never fuck in the sand, you’ll never get vagina pearls.
minus-squarebss03@infosec.publinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·29日前I feel like that’s a relevant Eleanor Shellstrop (character from “The Good Place”) quote here, but I couldn’t find it in my Internet searching.
minus-squareayyy@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up2·29日前You know those kinds of showers where just looking at them makes you feel poor? Those ones can be fun to fuck in if you properly apply the silicone lube.
minus-squareJasonDJ@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·29日前Everything that should be wet is dry and everything that should be dry is wet. Make it make sense.
minus-squareTrackinDaKraken@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·29日前Bucket list. Live and learn. Big towel helps.
That sand is gonna be painful.
People romanticize sex on the beach … until they actually try it. You can make it work but fuck me why bother?
If you never fuck in the sand, you’ll never get vagina pearls.
I feel like that’s a relevant Eleanor Shellstrop (character from “The Good Place”) quote here, but I couldn’t find it in my Internet searching.
BORTLES!!!🍾🔥
Same with shower sex.
You know those kinds of showers where just looking at them makes you feel poor? Those ones can be fun to fuck in if you properly apply the silicone lube.
Everything that should be wet is dry and everything that should be dry is wet. Make it make sense.
Not all beaches are sandy
Bucket list. Live and learn. Big towel helps.