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InevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.net to Slop.@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 months ago

KALSHI RULE #4

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KALSHI RULE #4

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InevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.net to Slop.@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 months ago
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  • buckykat [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    My “We Operate Under U.S. Law” advertisement is raising a lot of questions already answered by my “We Operate Under U.S. Law” advertisement.

  • BoxedFenders [any, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    Imagine McDonald’s, Nike, Starbucks or literally any other public facing company taking out ads to reassure people that they are legal to use. Now I’m curious what rules 1 to 3 are.

    • EpicKebabEater [he/him, it/its]@hexbear.net
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      Kalshi Rule #1: Do not talk about insider trading.

      Kalshi Rule #2: DO NOT talk about insider trading.

      Kalshi Rule #3: If two bodies exert forces on each other, these forces have the same magnitude but opposite directions.

      • mrfugu [he/him, any]@hexbear.net
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        No no that’s a law of motion, Kalshi Rule #3 is that entropy approaches a constant as temperature approaches absolute zero

    • edge [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      1. Be cool
      2. You don’t want to live on the compound
      3. Always take the Interior Minister position
  • Tychoxii [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    quark Kalshi rule of aqcuistion #4: we operate under us law

    Kalshi rule of acquisition #5: we buy us lawmakers

  • BGDelirium [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    GENOCIDAL IDF RULE NO 4

    WE OPERATE UNDER U.S. LAW

  • Lussy [he/him, des/pair]@hexbear.net
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    It’s like they’re trying to make US legislators feel any sort of shame or embarassment

  • FlakesBongler [they/them]@hexbear.net
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    And that’s really the problem innit?

  • Jacobo_Villa_Lobos [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    Lovely how that’s an ad on the Washington DC Metro

  • deforestgump [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    COWARDS!

  • KnilAdlez [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    How many rules are there? Is this one of the rules?

    • HexReplyBot [none/use name]@hexbear.netB
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      I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

      • yewtu.be
      • inv.nadeko.net
      • yt.artemislena.eu
      • piped.video
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    Kalishi Rule #69

    Please stop graffiting penises on our ads, we pay good money for these

  • DasRav [any, any]@hexbear.net
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    What? Someone explain please.

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