GolfFoxtrotLima@sh.itjust.works to Political Memes@lemmy.world · 14 days agoWhat good do luxury apartments do that no one can afford?feddit.orgimagemessage-square77linkfedilinkarrow-up1635arrow-down110file-textcross-posted to: leftymemes@lemmy.dbzer0.com
arrow-up1625arrow-down1imageWhat good do luxury apartments do that no one can afford?feddit.orgGolfFoxtrotLima@sh.itjust.works to Political Memes@lemmy.world · 14 days agomessage-square77linkfedilinkfile-textcross-posted to: leftymemes@lemmy.dbzer0.com
minus-squareBooBees@fedinsfw.applinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·14 days agoIt’s the luxury of breathing in mold spores from inside the walls and under the landlord special coat of paint
minus-squareGormadt@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·13 days ago“These are boutique spores, you won’t find these anywhere else in this city. For the privilege of being able to breathe them in you owe me an extra $200 per month.”
minus-squareBooBees@fedinsfw.applinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·13 days agoPlus a fee for the luxury of paying him online, the only payment option
minus-squareKangae_Hishiryolinkfedilinkarrow-up1·12 days ago“Oh, and to be able to pay your luxury rent, you have to pay a monthly plan of $1000”
It’s the luxury of breathing in mold spores from inside the walls and under the landlord special coat of paint
“These are boutique spores, you won’t find these anywhere else in this city. For the privilege of being able to breathe them in you owe me an extra $200 per month.”
Plus a fee for the luxury of paying him online, the only payment option
“Oh, and to be able to pay your luxury rent, you have to pay a monthly plan of $1000”