i would eat the SHIT out of a T-rex. Is PETA kidding? Imagine how much meat is in just one of those. Plus it’s not terrorizing my tribe of cavemen anymore!
I think this one extra falls flat because I’d bet most people who eat chicken would eat T-rex if it was offered to them.
And the T-rex would sure as fuck eat you, without the slightest consideration about whether you’ve ever eaten a chicken or not.
A chicken would eat me too, if it was big enough to do that.
Were there the opportunity, not only would people eat them, if they tasted anything like chicken they’d find a way to farm them at scale (think of the meat available on one chicken vs one dinosaur, and how much effort has gone into breeding bigger chickens for more meat).
It’s giving “you wouldn’t download a car”.
“That’s where you’re wrong. I WOULD download a car. Them fuckers are expensive!”
Don’t be a chicken, eat a T-Rex?
