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SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net to Chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 months ago

The metal is iron, for your body, it needs it.

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The metal is iron, for your body, it needs it.

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SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net to Chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 months ago
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  • DornerStan@lemmygrad.ml
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    We’re still in the kinda fun part where mass deregulation leads to a spike in recalls. It’ll be really fun when the recalls slow down despite no increase in safety standards.

    • christian [he/him, any]@hexbear.net
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      Oh fuck I hadn’t thought that far ahead but that’s almost certainly where we’re headed.

      • DornerStan@lemmygrad.ml
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        Probably a good time to be cooking, washing, or sterilizing most things to whatever degree possible, and leaning towards foods where that’s effective. Next few decades are gonna be interesting.

  • Spike [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    Has there actually been a spike in food recalls or is this a case of them all being reported and shared more because it grabs attention like the train derailings?

    • FourteenEyes [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      Cases of major food-borne disease have increased 400% in the past 19 months

      • Spike [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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        a-little-trolling we have the biggest numbers of major food borne illnesses folks

        • Krinkil2705@lemmygrad.ml
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          'Murica numbah one again!! 🦅🦅🍔🍔💵💵

      • PurrLure [she/her]@hexbear.net
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        If anyone ever makes an open world game of this time period, I want this to be one of the loading screen facts that appears.

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    No injuries or illnesses have been reported to date in connection with this problem. This incident was related to a single batch of dough.

    The recall was initiated after a pallet nail was discovered in a loaf of Potato Sourdough Bread

    Liberal City bakers trying to disparage our wholesome American loaves

  • FnordPrefect [comrade/them, he/him]@hexbear.net
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    *moments before RFK Jrs’ picture was taken*

    "What? It’s Iron! It boosts your defense stat! Oh, you think you’re so tough you don’t need to raise your defense?! Well, actually, that’s true for me, but I still ingested 10 iron shards just to make sure I’m extra healthy…

    Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go shriek in pain for several hours…"

  • LaBellaLotta [any]@hexbear.net
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    What like….all of it?

    • ClimateStalin [they/them, he/him]@hexbear.net
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      Grand Central Bakery in Seattle specifically

  • MrSelfDestruct@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    I guarantee someone’s loved one will die because of this fuck and Luigi him. He’ll die like his dad.

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    Good thing I hate sourdough! burgerpain

    • bobs_guns@lemmygrad.ml
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      I mostly just hate paying for sourdough. Especially sourdough that shreds your intestines and asshole

  • Moomoo_Milk [she/her]@hexbear.net
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    There have been a lot of serious food recalls lately. Sheesh

  • Sanctus@anarchist.nexus
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    Everything is awesome

  • came_apart_at_Kmart [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    some fruit bar-snack for kids (“Outshine”?) had a recall this week for “possible contamination” with glass shards.

    cool cool cool.

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    Welcome back Filippo Tommaso Marinetti

  • TrashGoblin [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    It was shards of glass in popsicles a couple of days ago. It’s almost as if no one is doing food inspections anymore.

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    Someone please link the kay and skittles video on food adulteration, otherwise I’ll do it myself in about 30s when I go to newpipe and search for it

    Here it is

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVrmWlrf838

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