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Holyhandgrenade@lemmy.world to Memes@lemmy.ml · 9 months ago

There's always someone

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There's always someone

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Holyhandgrenade@lemmy.world to Memes@lemmy.ml · 9 months ago
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    deleted by creator

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      Most people don’t want to break the sacred bond of pretending you’re busy, because then next time, they might get caught for doing the same.

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    Do the opposite, don’t make eye contact and walk fast. The good old fashioned diarrhea walk. Anyone tries to stop you, tell them whatever poop related excuse comes to mind.

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      Recently discovered have ibs.

      The silver lining is a good poop excuse.

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      Just say “its comin” in a paniced voice without stopping

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    I was fortunate in that I rode a bike to work. Nobody stops the guy wheeling a bike. It’s very clear, I’m leaving. Gtfo of my way.

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    This is how I learned to walk silently and swiftly with heavy steel tipped shoes

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