Aggressively sings: “Don’t you wish your girlfriend was as hot like me? Don’t you wish your girlfriend was a FREAK like me?”

Number 15……

Lack of functional pockets in women’s clothing.

You’re going to attract a lot of moths with this post.

Thank you for your service 🫡

They have some crazy fingers.

I was really hoping this was The Onion…

Fit

Yeah sounds like he’s doing a set with Black Sabbath. His Parkinson’s is progressing, so I expect his performance(s) will be scaled back for the sake of his ability.

He was recently inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame and sat on a wicked throne while others performed his music. Even if he doesn’t perform, I still want to see! There are so many heavy hitters performing.

I want to know too. It’s an absolute powerhouse lineup .

Putting the “ow” in meow

Beggars! You have a very cute squad.

Great post. :)

Sasha!

Seriously, a one time payment that low won’t cover shit. The climate doesn’t support families to begin with like your comment points out.

Also you can’t ask people to have kids and cut funding to Medicaid & be actively dismantling Department of Education… It’s counterintuitive to say we support families and then not support families. Oh but here’s some money.

Time is money, friend.

Name checks out ^

OP could play Gilbert Gottfried reciting WAP