Important medical advice:
Women’s menstrual blood given to a man makes him leprous, and if it is put in someone’s bath, he will soon die.
The cure: take human semen, and give it to him to drink. Similarly, he will be cured if a certain herb called male barberry is given to him.
Take the membrane around the human heart, and pour into it the blood of three other men, and call upon demons; they will answer.
How to make friends and influence people, tested by real wizards:
Take your sweat in a very clean and beautiful basin, and then put it in a glass vessel. Put into it scrapings from the soles of your feet, and a little of your feces dried in the Sun, and one root of the herb that is called fu in Arabic, and in Latin valerian. Give this in a drink to whomever you wish, and he will delight in you. I, Geber, have tested this, and it is entirely true.
Women, however, add water with which they have washed their thighs, while keeping their buttocks turned toward the east.
How to help your fellas keep their volcel pledges (or possibly turning them gay, YMMW):
That a man may have no desire for women. When you want to do this, take 1/2 ounce each of the brains of a black cat and mandrake seeds. Mix these two together and blend well. Then make an image of wax, and make a hole in the top of his head, into which you pour the confection. Then take an iron needle, and into the image (that is, in the place where delight in women is) thrust the needle.
Then take four ounces of pig’s blood; two ounces each of rabbit rennet and swallow brains; and one pound each cow’s milk and myrtle juice Mix all these together, and when you wish to take away someone’s desire for women, give him this to drink, and suffumigate him with incense and galbanum mixed together, and it will happen as you desire.
More important medical advice:
So that new leprosy or scabies, which is a kind of leprosy, will not increase, give the patient in food a powder made from the burnt end of human penis, and it will spread no further.
These are taken from The Picatrix, a book on astrology and magic written by an anonymous Arab wizard in North Africa or Spain in the ninth century and translated into Latin and Spanish in 1256. It is considered a classic of occult literature and has been highly influential on the magical traditions of the western world.
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Anyone know if I’m supposed to tuck or not when my buttocks is facing the East? Kinda hard with the burn on the tip rn, ngl.
Women, however, add water with which they have washed their thighs, while keeping their buttocks turned toward the east.
I had no idea gamer girl bathwater was such an ancient tradition
The gamer girl is a powerful sorceress indeed.
Those gamer girls don’t even consider the cardinal direction their buttocks faces when bottling their inferior bath water product.
pointing my anus at the rising sun as we speak
I, Geber, have tested this, and it is entirely true.
13th century “Trust me bro”
Mix all these together, and when you wish to take away someone’s desire for women, give him this to drink
Ok. Skip all the other ingredients, and just give the dude cum instead. This method has a higher chance to… Suck seed.
:aleister-crowley-sicko:
Fuck, I’ve been facing my buttocks to the Northwest this whole time. No wonder it didn’t work.
“Babe, drink this offal slurry and huff this acrid smoke. Turned on, yet?”
I truly do not know what is wrong with people but for me it’s having had eyes to read this
I’d be curious how many cis men would rather die from leprosy rather than do an oyster shot from themselves or a homie.
Ok gotta read this book now, I LOVE ancient occult stuff and this is super entertaining to me
