Source: https://bsky.app/profile/acollierastro.bsky.social/post/3mqwea5uwts2y
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Angela Collier @acollierastro.bsky.social: I do not have childcare and people are seeing the odyssey before I can see the odyssey and it’s just so fucking rude. how dare you first of all. I will not know if he gets back home until next week. No spoilers please.

The sirens of cinema are calling.
Quick, bind me to the mast! No, it’s not “a sex thing,” you’re gross for even saying that. Just to prove it, twist my nipples really hard, and if I seem at all turned on, then call me a bad boy and spank me. Ew, no, that’s just your dirty mind making things up. Maybe I should be the one spanking you.