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ickplant@lemmy.world to cats@lemmy.world ·
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Because she can

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ickplant@lemmy.world to cats@lemmy.world ·
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  • DarkSirrush@piefed.ca
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    I had a cat that took a bit out of every bun in a 12 pack, through the bag.

    Fucker didn’t even eat the bites, he just took out the chunk and spat it out on the floor.

    Then again, this is the cat that would pull cat grass out of the other cat’s mouths to try and find the treat they were clearly eating, and get upset he suddenly had a mouthful of grass.

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      Clearly your cat was just trying to find the treats you hid in the bread /s

  • Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    She, unless it’s a male with Kleinfelter’s syndrome (XXY)

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      TIL! I shall change the title.

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      Wait, how does one tell this is a female cat? (unless kleinfelter’s etc)

      • Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        All calicos (white, orange, and black/brown) have two X chromosomes, since the genes for the calico pattern aren’t just on one X and aren’t carried on Y. So for a male calico to exist they must be XXY.

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    The absolute unmitigated gall. She can’t keep getting away with this!!

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      Yes she can.

  • zqwzzle@lemmy.ca
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    Wow, so ungrateful. Just testing to see if they’re poisoned, you’re welcome

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    Can’t know if there isn’t one you like if you didn’t tasted all of them

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    they seem excited to share the tale of how they did it 😄

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    We have just been given a masterclass in the art of catting. I am awestruck.

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      Awwstruck? Pawstruck.

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        😣🫸Awestruck 🙂‍↔️👉Pawstruck

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    Checking them for poison. You’re welcome

    EDIT: Just noticed someone else made the same comment. I am not deleting mine. We are both right and this only gives further strength to our statement.

    • regdog@lemmy.world
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      Why would you delete your comment if someone else said the same thing?

  • Lexam@lemmy.world
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    “Not one of these tasted of Tuna hooman!”

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    Power move

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    My cat once hunted a 1,2 Kg perfectly cooked beef and ate a bit off it, drawing a line along 3/4 of its surface and leaving it in the floor

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      And you probably didn’t even think to thank the cat for getting dinner ready.

      Edit, that’s a lot of meat lol

  • Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works
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    Loveable bastards they are.

  • thagoat@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    A real hero.

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    What a monster.

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    True story

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