I am straight up jealous!

I am high functioning. I’m one of those that people like to point to and say it’s a superpower. I have a successful career as a network engineer because of my technical mind. I’m generally funny and can make people laugh. I’ve been happily married for 25 years. I’m not even bad looking.

I cannot drive without sunglasses. Light sensitivity means my eyes will tear up and force themselves closed in bright sun light. I wear flanged earbuds because I have auditory issues so loud sounds are painful and I can’t filter out background noise so in even slightly crowded spaces I become virtually deaf. I have an extremely sensitive gag reflex and have thrown up while brushing my teeth enough to a point where I will usually just power through and finish brushing my teeth. I have severe IBS-D and have spent more time in the bathroom than anyone should (smartphones became a life saver when they came along.). I have a kidney transplant and spent three years on dialysis because I have an autoimmune disorder called IGA nephropathy. I am left handed.

It’s not always what people view as the “main” issue, so much as all of the co-morbidities that go along with the issue.

More importantly, perfectly legal. But there is no hope making this illegal right now.

And they will stay above that if he has anything to do with it.

Aw suck. My allergies are killing me and making me cough up a lung. The top one is Dash and the bottom one is Lana.

Nor have they forgotten the ancient ways or what you did last summer.

Aw poor baby. I hope her X-ray comes back negative. Two months seems like an excessive wait.

That looks tasty!

Do you have to put your eye on it? Because hello pink eye everyone!

I enjoy it if all of the pieces are there.

You find you can no longer lie.

https://archive.is/20260413224614/https://www.cnn.com/2026/04/13/politics/tony-gonzales-leaving-congress

We’ve never been! The reviews here are mixed, but we figured we’ll make up our own minds if we like it or not.

My wife and I were both servers in our youth. We always trying to stack and tidy everything up.

It’s spelled “deviant”.

As someone with Autism, please explain this joke to me OP.

There are pirates aboard Captain!

Ok. “Professor Dave” debunked “The Telepathy Tapes” claim that non verbal autistic children are telepathic. So The Telepathy Tapes issued a copyright strike against Professor Dave.

Is that correct?

Lol that’s funny! I totally get it. But could someone explain the abbreviation for those that don’t…

Horses.