“Which one has the feathers again?”
“My lawyer asked me not to answer that question”
and my personal favorite answer “Yes.”
“No”

Omg everyone really is fawning for Haaland
My mom is a woman and my dad is a man, so I’m like… mixed
“Wouldn’t you like to know, weatherboy,” is an absolutely delightful retort.
The source for those who don’t know https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=py44k46RR_0
Huh, could’ve sworn that was from some classic cartoon, like loony toons or something. I’m probably just wrong
“I have no recollection”
I used “something like that.” first time someone questioned me.
Why other partner (doesn’t use social media as much) lit. said:
you serious rn. I told you I’m busy. when I am out, you will hear a big ∗flush∗.
“Sometimes” is a favorite of mine.
I was, but changed idea just before birth.
Fun fact, it’s somewhat true. The ultrasound scans my mother took to find out how I was during pregnancy were very clear about my sex, so clear that everyone was surprised when I was born and was… something different. I left the hospital in the “wrong” clothes.
that is some bullshit 😡
If you find out please let me know
streetz:
- “badge, number, and registration”
- “in ur funeral”
- “look what the floor just dragged.”
- “You see this?🤜💥”
- “🤜🦵🦶💥💢💫🔪”
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What are you, a cop
Omg I’m stealing these
Shhhhh… spoilers
haha sometimes
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