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Please feel free to shoot me a message on Matrix. I'm lonely so I will probably respond to anyone lol

@supernovastar:chat.blahaj.zone

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  • Anal has never really worked for me. 😢

    I need bottom surgery so bad, but of course I will never be able to afford it. And that's if the government doesn't make it illegal (which is likely coming very soon).

  • Wow. Where the heck does your wife work, wall street?

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  • Anal has never worked for me. It's painful, inconvenient, and overall just not really what I want. 😥

  • My boss took everyone to dinner this week. Granted, there are about two dozen people in the whole organization, but still, it was really generous of her.

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  • I'm this but reversed. I want to get creampied but I don't have a coochie

  • It would help with my anxiety about random erections (I still get anxious even though I can't remember the last time that happened 😅), and I do hate how it makes me feel when people always want me to top.

    Maybe I should do some research, see if there's something like a cage that keeps everything tucked. Or at least smooth enough to wear tighter fitting clothes.

  • Do you mind if I ask why a cage helps with bottom dysphoria? I've been seeing a lot of cage-related content on lemmy, and I'm not sure I understand why they're so popular.

    I mean, wouldn't I want something that keeps me tucked all the time, rather than something that prevents me from tucking?

  • Right! Should have looked that one up 😅

  • Oh, like the same neurons light up? Yeah, that makes sense.

  • It isn't, but that was my first thought too.

    Avogadro's number is 6.3 * 10^23

  • If true, that would explain a lot of the internet.

    ... actually a lot of society as a whole, come to think of it.

    But I rarely have trouble distinguishing fantasy from reality, except for a few moments immediately after waking up from a dream (which quickly passes). It's hard to imagine others don't have that same ability when (my personal experience suggests) the people I meet and interact with daily don't have that problem.

  • Is there some significance to that choice of number?

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  • Hey, some of us are old enough to date someone twice our age.

  • Believing that someone engaged in some malicious compliance here would restore a tiny sliver of my faith in humanity... which means it was probably just incompetence.

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  • Hard disagree.

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  • Could be that 🤔

  • Love wins

  • Bud is definitely not lawful though. Peak CG energy.

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  • ... am I a puppy gf?

    I don't hate soap though, so maybe I'm a labradoodle gf...

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    Nine of Swo(rules)

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