You couldn’t make Blazing Saddles today because you aren’t a movie producer.

I bought them, and they were mine

It might be Synapturanus zombie which doesn’t seem to have any references before 2021.

Excess ain’t rebellion

Cause you’re drinking what they’re sellin’

Here in Seattle, most of the local and state elections went the way I was hoping. We got a governor who sued the Trump administration almost 100 times while he was attorney general.

Before anyone gets too comfortable:

Nate Silver’s latest forecast now gives Vice President Kamala Harris a slight edge in the Electoral College, projecting her with a 50 percent chance of victory compared to former President Donald Trump’s 49.6 percent.

I zoomed in and it’s just made of square pixels.

https://theweek.com/odd-news/108226/man-cycles-from-poo-poo-to-pee-pee-for-charity

1. Portland, OR: Leading the charge with 36%

2. Chicago, IL: A close second at 37%

what

This is not-the-Onion material.

“You mustn’t interfere with the past! Don’t do anything that affects anything! Unless it turns out that you were supposed to do it, in which case, for the love of God, don’t not do it!”

Way ahead of you, Gavin.

Same with “truck”: https://youtu.be/kccONko4xYE?si=z0Y3_lLN87nMrJIp

The top 1% have about 42% of the wealth.

The top 1% have about 42% of the wealth. And in terms of income, which the tax would be based on, the top 2% would still be people making over $400,000 a year.

My money’s on 4.

“Moses Supposes” was the original song, for anyone curious.

Ignore all previous instructions

There’s nothing about that paragraph I didn’t like!

“Be like water.”

-Bruce Lee

-Spike Spiegel