Don’t forget Scrooged!

This is great! I hope more cities follow this example.

They’ll add an exception for gold phones or something.

The Trump business’ press release about the phone purports that the device, The T1, is “designed and built in the United States.” The report noted that Apple has a similarly ambiguous claim, “Designed by Apple in California.” In Apple’s case, however, it has a disclaimer saying that the phones are assembled in India or China.

How is that “similarly ambiguous”? Neither phone was built in the US; only the Trump phone creators lied and said it was.

Imagine if a kid getting hit by a car was enough to get cars removed from the street it happened on.

First thought: I hope it gets canceled

Second thought: go ahead and do it, and let Trump wave a flag on top of the biggest float

Thank you for your service.

Maybe he has a treadmill sideways against the refrigerator door, so when it goes forward or backwards it opens/closes the door. And each shelf in the refigerator has a tiny treadmill on it so it dumps everything onto the big treadmill when it turns on. And all of the treadmills are remote controlled.

Hey, that’s not Harry R. Truman

Peanut butter and peanuts?

Or a video about speedruns of a game I’ve never played.

But what do the other bottles taste like?

Good point, I hadn’t thought of that.

It would have less every time someone drinks from it.

Is the new bottle identical to the bottle after the sip was taken? That would mean each copy has less juice than the one before it. So although the total amount of juice increases when a copy is made (at least until the sip is larger than the remaining juice), it would still run out eventually.

You have reached enlightenment.

The real dungeons are the dragons we made along the way.

I’m sorry but Afsluitdijk sounds like they named it by banging on a keyboard.