My three all flop out in front of you and demand belly rubs - they will pull your hand back in if you try and stop. The tortie is quite vocal about it, too. Fine if it’s one of them, but if two of them get you then that’s what you’re doing for the rest of the day, and good luck trying to drink anything.

Go on, maybe this time will be different. They can (almost) always reattach the hand and fingers if it doesn’t work out.

Worth it

Not a trap if you’re fast enough.

Cats don’t like belly rubs. Them showing their belly is to show you they trust you, as they show their most vulnerable party to you. Rubbing it breaks that trust. Petting them without touching their belly assures that trust. (there are exceptions, there are cats that actually like it though)

And I, the dutiful minion, fall into it every single time.

Cat

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