Artist, musical performer, and former derby skater from the Midwest.
I'm single, childless, and married to freedom and adventure.
ACAB, Anti-War, and I hate Democrats, Republicans, and billionaires. (Yes, even your favorite billionaire: the pop star, the legendary athlete, or the soft-spoken investment guru.)
Also, I refuse to use Donald's last name out of hatred for the man and his brand, FYI.




















Ironically, Republicans won in 2024 in part running on the progressive platform: mainly a rhetorical focus on affordability.