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over_clox

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I am not a robot. I promise.

  • American exceptionalism 🫡

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  • She was already a bit of a mean ass bitch even before that happened, probably half of why one of the neighbors shot her in the first place.

    She did chill out a bit after all that though, but she never particularly liked me after that either.

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  • Yes I did do my best to clean the tip first.

    Choose your battles in life, either leak out or take your chances..

    Our dog Rosie totally survived, no complications, aside from her not exactly liking me much after that...

  • 🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽

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  • 🌽 Does italic corn work?

    🌽 Does bold corn work?

    🌽 Does bold italic corn work?

    Edit: Haha, all work, well sorta, maybe.. 🤷

  • everyone talks about chip bags being 50% wasted space but no one talks about creamed corn cans being 50% wasted space

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  • Hey, however you like to get your nut.. 🥜

  • me🤓irl

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  • Alright, someone out there with Alexa please try it and let us know the results...

    "Alexa, can you sit on my face?"

  • American exceptionalism 🫡

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  • Ah, the wonders of genetic engineering! Tomacco..

    Now if only they would take theory into practice, but take THC and the other fun ingredients from weed and put the happy buzz chemicals into apples..

    That would surely put a whole new twist on the idea of giving the teacher an apple...

  • American exceptionalism 🫡

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  • Well, if that's in any way true, then they must not do that here in the USA, as I'm allergic to shellfish, but have never had a problem with V8.

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  • Fine, more V8 for me haha! I actually like the stuff.

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  • Man, you would bring up cauterizing a wound..

    Many years ago we had a terrier dog that got shot by a neighbor in her right hip. Thankfully it only went under the skin and came back out like 3 inches away, so no serious internal damages, but the dog's wounds kept bleeding and bleeding..

    Dad couldn't afford a vet, but I wasn't gonna just let the dog bleed out either. I got out my soldering iron and cauterized the wounds myself until she quit bleeding. Yeah the dog didn't like it much, nor did she like me very much afterwards, but I successfully stopped the bleeding and she ended up fully healing up with no problems.

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  • I found it eased my belly to consume the cigarette followed by a couple glasses of V8 juice.

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  • Nah, not really. Sure it might make a non-smoker feel worse while it goes through them, one eaten cigarette isn't gonna kill an adult.

    Now if it was the amount of nicotine out of an entire 20 pack, or someone being stupid enough to suck/chew on a daily nicotine patch, well that would be a different story.. 💀

    If one does happen to have intestinal worms, well I think eating a cigarette is by far the lesser of the two discomforting evils...

  • everyone talks about chip bags being 50% wasted space but no one talks about creamed corn cans being 50% wasted space

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  • Oof, good question, can't say I have a solid answer for you though.

    Here in South Mississippi, and pretty much anywhere down south, canned boiled peanuts and fresh boiled peanuts are both readily available and both reasonably affordable.

    The canned peanut options tend to come from grocery stores while the fresh peanut options tend to come from gas stations/convenience stores. I never really bothered doing a price comparison by weight though, either way they seem reasonably affordable.

    Fresh boiled peanuts when you want them fresh right then of course, canned boiled peanuts to stock in the pantry for bad weather or lazy days when you just want your salty snack without having to leave the house.

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  • I've actually done this once before, as I was briefly having belly issues and honestly couldn't eliminate the possibility of a parasite.

    It made me feel a bit weird for a day or so, but not too bad really. It did slow my cigarette craving for a while too. It didn't outright evacuate my guts as you might assume, also apparently I didn't have any intestinal worms thankfully.

    I think the way this is meant to work is that if you do have worms, the nicotine is supposed to shock the little demons into unclamping their jaws and basically evicting themselves.

    I'd stand by this technique for survivalists in a pinch though.

  • everyone talks about chip bags being 50% wasted space but no one talks about creamed corn cans being 50% wasted space

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  • I once took a can of boiled peanuts and shelled all the peanuts. I measured everything in the can out as I did this. I basically ended up with...

    • ⅓ peanut water juice
    • ⅓ peanut shells
    • ⅓ actual peanuts

    Though in all fairness, everyone knows the shells are basically their own automatic wasted space, so I dunno.. 🤷

  • Accidental rapture

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  • Praise Jesus, thank you for the corn!

    Edit: WTF?

  • Accidental rapture

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  • This brings me no corn..

  • When you get carried away with the corn

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  • As much as I hate artificial intelligence, I think it would be funny as hell if someone could throw this through an AI model and ask it to generate sounds for what it sees...

  • corn

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  • I put butter on mine..

  • Historical Artifacts @lemmy.world
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    Two belt buckles from the 1820s to 1830s or so.

  • Dogs @lemmy.world
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    Patches and Brownie

  • Asklemmy @lemmy.ml
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    What is a good safe way to wash pine sap from an animal's fur?

  • Asklemmy @lemmy.ml
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    What would you do if a scraggly homeless person knocked on your door, and all he asked was for a sandwich, a bottle of water, a bath, and perhaps a beard trim?

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
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    I'm apparently getting old...

  • Asklemmy @lemmy.ml
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    What are some things that absolutely should NOT be recycled?

  • LEGO @lemmy.world
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    Marbled Bricks? Apparently Lego wants them destroyed...

  • funny signs @lemmy.world
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    Spotted in the wild in a public restroom

  • Asklemmy @lemmy.ml
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    Which word came first? Richard, Dick, or Penis?

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
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    Flying Elephants...

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    Proof that birds aren't real

  • Memes @lemmy.ml
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    Is this a bird?

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
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    New Zealand Actually Exists?

  • Memes @lemmy.ml
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    New Zealand Actually Exists?

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
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    They say the opposite of pro is con right?

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
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    Boeing is changing their brand name

  • Showerthoughts @lemmy.world
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    If frozen embryos are considered as children, then it must be acceptable to freeze children.

  • Showerthoughts @lemmy.world
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    If you have a kitchen hammer, you should also have a poop knife.

  • Woodworking @lemmy.ca
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    Kitchen Weapon

  • Programmer Humor @programming.dev
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    Cistercian Hexadecimal