As much as I hate artificial intelligence, I think it would be funny as hell if someone could throw this through an AI model and ask it to generate sounds for what it sees...
And what's that got anything to do with the $40 billion he gave Argentina for beef? $12 billion for American farmers almost seems like an insult in comparison.
Nah, they mailed all their customers, informing everyone that once they finished upgrading their infrastructure, that they would triple every customers' internet speed for no extra charge.
Then, as everyone waited in hope, within like 6 months they renamed to /Sparklight, and that 100Mbps > 300Mbps upgrade they promised disappeared like a fart in the wind, plus /Sparklight ended up eventually increasing customer bills anyways, without any performance increase.
Honestly I think that's exactly why they renamed, just because they wanted to back out of that promise, but didn't actually have the fine print to legally back out.
Cable One renamed themselves to /Sparklight, basically to get out of the Cable One promise that they were supposed to triple everyone's internet speed for no extra charge once they upgraded all their lines and equipment.
When companies rename themselves, they're basically legally relieved of any prior promises, obligations, or class action lawsuits made/filed under the old company name.
Companies that change their names usually do so to avoid class action lawsuits and/or to get out of obligations they previously made with their customers.
Edit: I probably should have posted that as a top level comment, but oh well, I'm leaving it here.
I almost skipped past this post, but something cheap I carry in my wallet every day is a credit card sized Fresnel magnifying lens, same size and thickness of a credit card. Suprisingly durable, and can even start fires in good sunlight.
Analog television. Sure it may have been a bit grainy and staticy when the signal was weak, but the video wouldn't get all blocky and outright freeze up, you could keep watching your show and not miss anything.
As much as I hate artificial intelligence, I think it would be funny as hell if someone could throw this through an AI model and ask it to generate sounds for what it sees...