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I am not a robot. I promise.

  • Teratoma

  • Give the character a boil on their ass, and they can barely walk or sit down, until the core of the boil is removed plus some additional healing time. Pus and black blood comes out when the core is removed.

    No I won't be going into deep details, but I had boils around 2009 or so..

  • Ah, the drowning lol meme..

  • I once asked Google's AI "How to inflate a foldable phone"

    I had hoped that it would respond with something like 'That is not possible, but here are a few related links to help you'

    Instead, it gave me what otherwise almost seemed like a half mix between legit instructions of how to inflate a car tire, except all instances of 'car tire' were merely replaced with 'foldable phone', yet also seemed like it understood where on most phones the charger plugs up.. 🤦

    Granted this was in early Google AI beta testing, and apparently it has since learned better, but still that was enough for me to realize how truly dumb AI can be.

    I do not use AI anymore, unless I want a good dumb laugh..

  • Bagging it up on a walk is decidedly worse than scooping it out of a litter box if the dog happens to have diarrhea. At least the litter clumps up, making cleanup much easier..

    Good luck training a dog to use the box consistently though.

  • These black and white transparency images work horribly in dark mode, black on dark grey..

  • 🍑

  • Yeah about that..

    I dunno why the thumbnail for the video isn't showing on Lemmy (I'm using Jerboa), but the thumbnail on YouTube shows the original piece of wood before work started, and it totally looks like a woman's lady bits..

  • Flexibility between imperial and metric.. 🤷

  • Nah, no VPN here. I had tried loading the video earlier like 5 times and it simply wouldn't play. Oddly enough, now it plays fine on Grayjay.. 🤷

  • Video refuses to play on Grayjay right now, at least on my end.. ☹️

  • 🌽

  • I do still have a lot of these games, ROMs, programs, music and videos from back then actually, as I was heavily involved in my area salvaging flooded hardware and data right after Katrina.

    Within like 2 weeks, using WD-40 and a pressure washer for the circuit boards, I estimate that I was able to get about 80% of the electronics that came my way working again.

    Mechanical parts like hard drives might as well be considered a loss in the long run, but if addressed quickly, cleaning the controller board separately often allowed data recovery and backup.

    I don't have it all anymore, but I do still have a lot..

  • I'd go back to my old Hurricane Katrina flood salvage computer setup, specifically the evolved upgraded version by about 2008. I literally had 18 different cables plugged into it, with multiple devices connected throughout the entire trailer we lived in.

    • 2 monitors
    • A printer and a scanner
    • Stereo speakers
    • TV tuner with 2 televisions, a VCR, and an FM radio antenna
    • Game controller
    • Ethernet
    • Keyboard and mouse, of course
    • External card reader

    And probably a couple other things I forgot.

    Internally...

    • 5 hard drives
    • 3 disc burners
    • Floppy drive
    • 2.53GHz Pentium 4 CPU
    • 1 whopping gigabyte of RAM, 333MHz I think

    And you better bet your ass I had lots of music, movies, games and emulators too, even had multiplayer sessions across different rooms.

    Man, lots of weed was smoked back then...

  • When I get them fresh from the gas station, I heat them up alright..

    I know someone is gonna ask me for some at some point, so I mess with people by randomly mixing half and half of salty peanuts and cajun spicy peanuts. I like them both, but if you want some of my peanuts, you never know what you're gonna get...

  • Its prefect!

  • 🧛‍♂️

    Does italic vampire work?

  • That's what I do when I get bored haha! 👍

  • Nah, you can die in the ER waiting room like my old friend Ryan P.

    He literally died in the waiting room in the hospital, he died from a dental abscess that bursted into his bloodstream and went to his brain.

    Dude died at age 27, and he wasn't even part of the 27 club, he was seeking treatment! 😭

  • Food Crimes - Offenses against nutrition @midwest.social

    Ash tray salad

  • Food Crimes - Offenses against nutrition @midwest.social

    Chicken flavored Ramen and V8 Juice, with Tuna, Egg, and Mayo Salad

  • I Made This (MOVED TO LEMMY.ZIP) @lemm.ee

    I made a fingernail clipper guard using a paperclip and a couple grooves under the bottom blade.

  • Bicycles @lemmy.ca

    This Trash Raised Over $6 Million

  • Ask Android @lemdro.id

    Are there any BlueTooth apps that can connect two (or even more) inactive phones to talk with each other as if they're Walkie Talkies?

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    Am I the only one that hears this advert as "Cheese and fucking crackers"?

  • I Made This (MOVED TO LEMMY.ZIP) @lemm.ee

    My custom made 13 spike watchband, just finished today

  • Dogs @lemmy.world

    Brownie

  • cats @lemmy.world

    Cat

  • No Stupid Questions @lemmy.world

    Hypothetical: Can a person "citizen's arrest" themself? And if so, how (and why) would that even work?

  • Asklemmy @lemmy.ml

    All of a sudden, all of the sudden, or suddenly?

  • There Was An Attempt @lemmy.world

    Attempt to level a road sign

  • One Job @lemmy.ohaa.xyz

    Sign leveled boss!

  • Asklemmy @lemmy.ml

    So which came first, the price gouging on the chicken or the price gouging on the egg?

  • Asklemmy @lemmy.ml

    If you 'play' an operating system as if it was a game, what is the final boss, and how do you beat it?

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    Ain't nothing a dollar anymore

  • I Made This (MOVED TO LEMMY.ZIP) @lemm.ee

    I converted a Rubik's Cube into a Rubik's Die

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    Please make sure to check the expiration date on your toilet paper

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    Gotta love these new folding phones..

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world

    What are some good ways to alleviate hiccups?