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I am not a robot. I promise.

  • Meanwhile, my pinhole glasses should come in tomorrow..

  • My late father had a little more class than that though. He would go behind the local Piggly Wiggly right after they tossed out food that was just past official expiration date, and he'd basically go dumpster diving.

    He didn't do this willy nilly either, he was always observant on what foods he found that were still viable and edible. It's amazing yet very disappointing how much perfectly good food goes to waste every single day when we have so many people in the world starving.. ☹️

  • Fair enough.

    In recent times, I heard a joke that loosely goes something like this..

    Back in the day, I used to be able to go to the store with $20 and get 2 steaks, 3 loaves of bread, a sack of potatoes and a tub of butter.

    Not today though, too many fucking cameras!

    😂🤣

  • I'm not sure what exactly you're referring to, but if you find a couple relevant links, please share, I'm curious now..

  • Well you sound like a pleasant individual, happy holidays to you as well.

    Whatever software you were working on, I'm pretty sure most people aren't inclined to support douchebag developers..

  • Umm, okay.

    Why wait? If you don't like the fediverse, I'm sure you can find the exit..

  • Wait, OSHA has handbooks? Well fuck, they should tell that to the oil companies and their employees. Fuck, there was this one major oil company that starts with a T and includes an X that had us throwing away old oil filters in the regular trash dumpster..

  • I'm not much for the idea of gene editing, but hey it would be pretty neat and beneficial if they could manage to fix our broken genetics so humans can generate their own vitamin C..

  • 🐧

  • Oof, as generally right as you are, you really don't want to pick at your skin, sometimes there actually are reasons..

    Back when I was 15 and my pubic hairs were more or less fully growing in, I ended up with a couple of ingrown hairs right under the base of my family staff male member. Yeah, ouch!

    After about 2 weeks, I realized those bumps weren't gonna heal up on their own, so I nerved up and started picking with a needle. After a bit, I caught what I thought was one ingrown hair, and managed to pull it out, though it was way tougher than I expected.

    What came out looked like one really thick tightly coiled hair, but after I rinsed it off then rolled it in my fingers, it split apart to reveal it was actually 5 hairs all coiled together! Just on the opposite side was another similar bump that had 2 ingrown hairs coiled together the same way.

    After removing those, within like 3 days everything was almost completely healed! Yeah, the absolute last place you'd want to have to pick at your skin, but I knew I had to do something...

    Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.

  • Back in like 2021, we ordered a medium pizza from Domino's, for 'half price', if we used their app. So I did..

    By the time we got there (no delivery, we had to drive there ourselves), they doubled the price, literally because we used the app..

  • Teratoma

  • Give the character a boil on their ass, and they can barely walk or sit down, until the core of the boil is removed plus some additional healing time. Pus and black blood comes out when the core is removed.

    No I won't be going into deep details, but I had boils around 2009 or so..

  • Ah, the drowning lol meme..

  • I once asked Google's AI "How to inflate a foldable phone"

    I had hoped that it would respond with something like 'That is not possible, but here are a few related links to help you'

    Instead, it gave me what otherwise almost seemed like a half mix between legit instructions of how to inflate a car tire, except all instances of 'car tire' were merely replaced with 'foldable phone', yet also seemed like it understood where on most phones the charger plugs up.. 🤦

    Granted this was in early Google AI beta testing, and apparently it has since learned better, but still that was enough for me to realize how truly dumb AI can be.

    I do not use AI anymore, unless I want a good dumb laugh..

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    What is this thing, a spring loaded tampon or something?

  • Showerthoughts @lemmy.world

    Sadly, Athena toppled over on the moon. With a lunar eclipse coming shortly, why didn't they design in a secondary power source over solar?

    www.theguardian.com /science/2025/mar/07/athena-spacecraft-mission-dead
  • Memes @lemmy.ml

    Did you know?

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    Who said they never made 2025 US pennies?

  • Asklemmy @lemmy.ml

    If tardigrades can thrive in so many extreme conditions, then how nutritious are they, and what do they taste like?

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    'Murica!

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    Shake My Head Imaging Center

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    These still don't taste like Steve Harvey..

  • Memes @lemmy.ml

    EggCoin is now officially notarized, $10 per coin!

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    EggCoin is now officially notarized at a United States bank!

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    Lemmy, have you seen the new United States $20 bill?

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    I have $5 genuine United States dollars here.

  • Bicycles @lemmy.ca

    Are there any services or techniques to have the inside of a bicycle frame coated for weather protection?

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    This still doesn't look like Steve Harvey

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    We still have three eggs up for auction.

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    Elon Reeve Musk

  • Food Crimes - Offenses against nutrition @midwest.social

    Ash tray salad

  • Food Crimes - Offenses against nutrition @midwest.social

    Chicken flavored Ramen and V8 Juice, with Tuna, Egg, and Mayo Salad

  • I Made This (MOVED TO LEMMY.ZIP) @lemm.ee

    I made a fingernail clipper guard using a paperclip and a couple grooves under the bottom blade.

  • Bicycles @lemmy.ca

    This Trash Raised Over $6 Million