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  • Identifying agents and their families is the silver bullet, which is why it’s seen as such an offense to the government. Currently, agents are able to threaten people and their families without similar threat, and they’re confident in their numbers in a fight. If they faced the same fears they impose, they would chill out very quickly.

  • I know it broke the editorial voice, but it was too good to leave on the table.

  • The Lemion.

  • Claude and I program together, but none of what I write is AI assisted. I write this stuff for my and all of your amusement - the world has become satire and it should be spotlighted.

    I make very good money in general, and I have some qualms about how a deadline and monetization might affect the work. Let’s smell the flower, not pick it, and move on with this for now.

  • I love your name. “Look upon my giant spiders, and despair.”

  • I was tempted to write that article, actually, but I went with the Time Beavers instead.

  • Janet, I think someone set your language to angelic, fix that please.

  • I know, trump would never just write a white paper, he always submits to peer-review journals.

  • The Onion @midwest.social

    Trump Delivers Second Speech in Two Weeks on Dangers of American Wetland Habitat Loss

  • Only soy has the ear of the president

  • Lemmy famous should be a thing.

    Has anyone seen Academy Award nominated actress Margot Robbie lately?

  • The Onion @midwest.social

    Trump White House Reverses Course on Building East Wing Ballroom Out of Soy Beans

  • This is a charged issue, people aren’t downvoting you so much as expressing anger at what’s happening. Good use of nottheonion.

  • If Lemmy could up its porn game, reddit would just be bots saying catchy things to each other.

  • When I click on your name, I see you are here to argue.

  • The Onion @midwest.social

    Trump Announces Jackson’s Secret Treasure Hoard not Under East Wing of White House

  • I dunno, have you seen how big that thing is? You can fit a lot of guillotines in there.

  • There are people who are quietly living a great life with wealth, I’ve met some of them. Money only amplifies who a person is, because it gives them a bigger platform to act.

    You know that person who can never have enough, and has some big hole inside them they keep trying to fill from the outside? Give them a few billion and here you are.

  • The Onion @midwest.social

    Al-Queda Forms US Construction Firm, Pledges to Destroy US Capital and Schools Across the Country at Competitive Prices

  • The Onion @midwest.social

    Al-Queda Sues Clark Construction for Intellectual Property Theft Over Demolition of White House

  • For the rest of what country, Haiti?

  • The Onion @midwest.social

    Wynn Las Vegas Announces Partnership with White House on East Wing Construction

  • Good to know, I believe I heard it expressed wrongly in US media then.

  • The metal kind cut better, make sure you have one of those as well.

  • It’s their second trip to the buffet, they deserve what they asked for.

  • The Onion @midwest.social

    Israel Vows to Stay in Gaza Until All of Ukraine is Free

  • The Onion @midwest.social

    White House Denies Trump Leaving US for a Younger Country

  • The Onion @midwest.social

    Republican Voters Demand More Angry Liberals, Less Consequences

  • The Onion @midwest.social

    Trump Threatens to Shut Down Canadian Government as Deadlock Continues

  • The Onion @midwest.social

    Ruger and American Greetings Announce New Partnership to Etch Shell Casings

  • The Onion @midwest.social

    Turning Point Rejects Claims Commemorative Sniper Rifle is ‘Insensitive’

  • The Onion @midwest.social

    White House Rumors of New US Peace Prize “Bigger Than Nobel”

  • The Onion @midwest.social

    White House Deploys Carrier Task Force to Norway in Anticipation of Peace Prize

  • The Onion @midwest.social

    BMW to Enable Turn Signals on All Luxury Vehicles in 2026

  • The Onion @midwest.social

    Trump Whitehouse to Replace Special Forces With AI by June 2026

  • The Onion @midwest.social

    Oregon Surprises White House by Deploying National Guard to Portland

  • The Onion @midwest.social

    Russia Concerned Their Copy of Epstein Files Worthless After Recent Trump Press Conference

  • The Onion @midwest.social

    Confusion in the White House as Trump Declares Himself Ruler of Isla Mujerita Lenta

  • The Onion @midwest.social

    Christians Outraged as Thousands of Black Musicians Ascend to Heaven