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The Onion @midwest.social Trump’s New “Pardon Lottery” Gaining Alarming Popularity Among Business Leaders
The Onion @midwest.social Republicans in Congress Propose Yearly Citizenship Fee
The Onion @midwest.social Trump’s New Truth Social/Nuclear Fusion Company, “Trusion,” Wins $800 Billion DARPA Contract
The Onion @midwest.social White House Angrily Denies Tonight’s Presidential Address Will Be a Sales Pitch for Saudi Arabia’s “The Line”
The Onion @midwest.social FBI Agents No Longer Sure Which Mass Shooter They Are Looking For
The Onion @midwest.social Former Prince Andrew’s “First They Came for the Pedophiles” Speech Lands Poorly in Sussex
The Onion @midwest.social White House Offering Seat on Ethics Board for $10MM Donation to White House Ballroom
The Onion @midwest.social Vance Denies He Ordered Second Strike on Vessel, But Says He Totally Could Have
The Onion @midwest.social Alcohol Industry Stands by Their “He Has Three More Years” Advertising Campaign
The Onion @midwest.social Trump Cancels Hunter Biden’s Pardon, Claiming Presidential Privilege
The Onion @midwest.social Concern in Venezuela as Photos Surface of Marines Coloring in Map of South America
The Onion @midwest.social Americans Worry a War with Venezuela May Require Them to Find it on a Map
The Onion @midwest.social Navy Denies Rumors They Are “Non-Stop Partying” in Caribbean, Claim 4 More Destroyed “Terror Drug Boats”
The Onion @midwest.social US Shut Down Helps Redefine Libertarian Position on Independence, Food Stamps
The Onion @midwest.social Trump Reminds Americans to Prorate Taxes for the 43 Days the Government was Closed
The Onion @midwest.social Republicans Lawmakers Demand to Know What Concessions They Will Receive to Reopen Government
The Onion @midwest.social Democrats Promise to Keep Fighting Until No Rights Are Left for Americans
The Onion @midwest.social Democrats Begin to Cross the Aisle as Private Jet Traffic to be Restricted
The Onion @midwest.social Trump in Stable Condition After Being Told He Could Not Lick His Own Elbow
The Onion @midwest.social Marvel Sues Trump for Using SNAP to Halve Food Benefits
Yeah someone suggested it a month back or so; thanks if you see this.